Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Should I buy deodorant stocks because of global warming?

We will all be sweating a lot more, right? Does anyone have any inside information on Speedstick? What is the best deodorant for people without a lot of armpit hair?

Should I buy deodorant stocks because of global warming?
Well, humblevillager, some of us may have to sweat more, but others will simply keep their air conditioning on longer. See, if you have 4 houses and only use chartered jets, you can almost entirely avoid the environment that you claim to love so much. Perhaps the government can set up a program for the less fortunate ones to receive deodorant at a reduced cost. Of course that will cause problems and arguments. Conservatives will say that deodorant is a temporary solution and doesn't really address the problem except making the people more dependent on the government. They will then back that up by saying, "Give a man deodorant, and he will stink again that day. Give a man antiperspirant and he will be good until tomorrow."
Reply:U so funneee. I hate to break it to you, but if runaway greenhouse effect becomes a reality, all your money won't do you a bit of good.
Reply:Are you serious? Try right on
Reply:Yeah you should buy Speed-stick instead of aerosol spray. Every person that switches makes a difference. The problem is to many people have the attitude that one person does not matter. Guess what, you may be one tomorrow and then someone else the next day. Sooner or later it will make a big difference. Then the companies who know they are killing the atmosphere will have to find alternative ways to sell their product.
Reply:Now your thinkin. Then every time you contribute to global warming your makin money. Go for the spray $cha-ching$ You should have kept that to yourself.
Reply:You're fired!
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Reply:Just buy the spray, if you don't somebody else will.
Reply:HAA~HAA! You might be on to something. Find a company that makes deodorant AND sun-blocker, too. And air conditioning makers, fridge makers, cooler makers, and beer!
Reply:i would worry more about the sunscreen....with global warming it won't matter what we smell like if our skin fries



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