The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don''t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I''m sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don''t have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."
a star if funny
Early Morning Joke For You All The Blonde and the Deodorant?
Hehehe! I'm still giggling Vanessa. Great joke, it's made my day. All my mates in the pub will love that tonight!
Reply:really cool. Report It
Reply:hahahahaha
Reply:that should be in one of those stupid instruction lists star for that one
Reply:yes a star very funny haha
Reply:Hahaha!!! just the kind of jokes i like!!
here are some more:
blonde and brunnete at meeting...
Brunette: sorry for being late, i got stuck in the elevator for 4 hrs!
Blonde: Me too! I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs!
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Blonde suddenly cries...
Brunette: what happened??
Blonde: the doctor just called: my mum just died!
(later blonde cries even louder)
Brunette: what now??
Blonde: my sister just called: her mum died too!
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a blonde and a brunette were watching the 9pm news...
Brunette: i bet with u that that man on the building will jump and die.
Blonde agrees
(the man on the building really jumped and died)
Blonde: how did u know??
Brunette: i watched the 6pm news just now!
Blonde: Ya... i watched it too.. but i just didnt think the man was dumb enough to jump the second time!
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Blnde and Brunette at ATM machine...
Blonde: haha! i saw ur PIN number!
Brunette: ok, wads my PIN??
Blonde: 6 asterisks!! (******)
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a blonde walks into a shoe shop asking for alligato shoes. the salesperson said they were sold out. Blonde leaves shop. on her way home, the salesperson passed by a swamp and saw the blonde in it.
Blonde: Dang! this alligator is not wearing shoes either!!
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how do u know its a blonde who just faxed you something?
Ans: when u see a stamp on the corner!
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a blonde, redhead and a brunette were facing their deaths one day by firing each of them one by one. The first, brunette, thought hard and thought of a wonderful idea. just after the men shouted 3!!! 2!!!!, she shouted TORNADO!!!!!! and she managed to escape while the men were shocked and ooking around. The redhead was shocked to see wad a good trick it was and decided to use the same trick and shouted EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!! and managed to escape. Now, the blonde was fascinated by the cheat and got so excited that before the men said 2!!!!!!!!, she shouted FIRE!!!!!!!
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a blonde took a job at a car repair shop. on her first day, her colleague approached her to check on a car's signal lights if they are working fine. she went to check and shouted," working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working, working, not working..."
Reply:good 1
Reply:Love it!!!!
Reply:Star!
Reply:CUTE CUTE LOL THAT WAS GOOD
Reply:A good laugh for me to start the day
Reply:Well I supposed he @rsed for that! Ha ha very funny. Got my day off to a good start. Keep them coming!
Reply:that was funny
Reply:geez, lol
Reply:Nice...I've another similar one..A man goes into the drugstore to buy deoderant..the worker asks "Ball or aerosol?" The man replies.."Neither, it's for under my arms."
Reply:i asked for some deodorant and the pharmacist asked aerosol or ball type . i replied i want it for under my arms
Reply:HA HA HA HA HA GREAT ONE TO START MY DAY 10/10
Reply:lmao, are they really that thick (blondes i mean)
Reply:funny
Reply:brilliant
Reply:i didn't get it.
Reply:sorry.......but not funny and no star for ya .......sorry
tc
Reply:Well done, you sure she wasn't Irish, I can say that as I am a descendent of the Irish. LOL
Reply:A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it....
Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?"
Blonde : "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65."
Cop : "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"
Blonde : "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on."
At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts.
Cop : "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful."
Blonde : "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
Reply:Love it! BIG STAR FOR YOU lol
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